A short love story.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying… “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”“I have a better idea”, she replied. “Just for tonight… let’s pretend that we’re married.”“‘Wow!… That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.“Good,” she replied… “Get your own f*cking blanket.”After a moment of silence…He farted.
Launch your boat properly
Dude just bought a new boat and decided to take her for the maiden voyage. This was his first boat and he wasn’t quite sure of the exact procedures for launching it off a ramp, but figured it couldn’t be too hard. He consulted his local boat dealer for advice, but all they said was ”don’t let the trailer get too deep in the water”.
Well… he didn’t know what they meant by that as he could barely get the trailer in the water at all! Here’s a picture:
AC/DC Moncton Highlights
Awesome Show. These videos do not do justice to what it was like to be in the middle of 70,000 people.
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